Danette Vigilante

A Skyping I'll Be!

2012-01-20T11:49:00.000-05:00

I'm now available to do Skype visits! If you're a teacher or librarian and would like to arrange for such a visit, just give a shout. Did I mention the FREE (not fee)? Yup, free for my first ten visits!

Hope to see you soon!

My Book Baby Turns One!

2012-01-03T17:58:00.000-05:00

On January 6th, my book turns one! *THROWS CONFETTI* They grow so fast! I'd like to celebrate this milestone but I'm not sure how. If you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them. And, if I choose yours, I'll send you (or your school or library) a signed copy along with bookmarks.

Let the brainstorming begin!

Spike Lee's New Joint Coming 2012

2011-11-25T14:20:00.000-05:00

Coming in 2012: Red Hook Summer by Spike Lee. As a Red Hook girl born and raised, I cannot wait to see this! http://www.40acres.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1758:behind-the-scenesred-hook-summer-wall&catid=42:blog&Itemid=245

Hope you all had a peaceful Thanksgiving. Remember to be Thankful all year long!

Columbia University & Me

2011-10-18T11:33:00.000-04:00

This past Sunday, I had the pleasure of reading from The Trouble with Half a Moon at Columbia University as part of their Let's Read program. It was terrific! I had such a good time. Lamar Lovelace, from the Office of Community Outreach, is an awesomely funny and friendly guy. I also met author, Michael Buckley, of the Sisters Grimm and the N.E.R.D. book series. What a cool and generous dude! My daughter was starstruck and whipped out her phone to tweet about it-- all while being very covert about it of course.

As always, it was fun hanging out with Torrey Maldonado. Once again, he mesmerized the audience with a reading from his book, Secret Saturdays!

Me just before starting

Torrey doing his thang

Signing! Yay! Isn't that room amazing?

Me & Torrey hamming it up afterward

Me Hokey???

2011-10-07T15:40:00.000-04:00

Just read something somewhere by someone who thought my name was a pen name-- even thought it was hokey. Welp ... it's my real name. First name is for my grandfather, Daniel. Last name taken on when I got married.

I might have to spell out my first name almost every time I meet someone new or over the phone ... "D" as in David etc., and sales people may smile or giggle when they see Vigilante, but it's all good. Wouldn't change my name for nuthin' or nobody. Me hokey? Nah, don't be silly.

Here's to a great weekend everyone!

Wha???

2011-09-23T17:03:00.002-04:00

Don't have a clue why the last post looks like that! Can't get it right for some reason. Sorry...

Will you come see me Thursdays and Saturdays? What have you got to lose?

2011-09-23T15:03:00.001-04:00

Oops! I meant, on SUNDAY, October 16th. *SNORT* Gas up the car, replenish your MetroCard or just tie up your laces because I’ll be reading from The Trouble with Half a Moon at Columbia University’s Low Library, located at 535 West 116^th Street between Amsterdam and Broadway. And, I wanna see you there!

Check eeet out! I’m so excited!

1:00pm	Performance by The Harlem Chamber Players
1:15pm	Welcome Remarks: Marcia Sells, Associate Dean, Office of Community Outreach, Columbia University School of the Arts & Associate Dean, Office of Government and Community Affairs, Columbia University
1:20pm	Welcome Remarks: Amanda McGee, Trade Book Manager, Columbia University Bookstore
1:25pm	Author: Steven Savage	Book: “Where’s Walrus?”
1:40pm	Author: Jenny Ofill & Nancy Carpenter	Book: “11 Experiments That Failed”
1:55pm	Author: E.D. Baker	Book: Frog Princess Series and “Wings”
2:10pm	Author: Torrey Maldonado	Book: “Secret Saturdays”
2:25pm	Author: Danette Vigilante	Book: “The Trouble with Half a Moon”
2:40pm	Author: Michael Buckley	Book: Sister’s Grimm Series and “Nerds”
3:00pm	Performance by Notes and Keys (TBD)

The Red Hook Star Revue

2011-09-09T15:15:00.000-04:00

Ya know, I never mentioned (at least I don't think I have) that I write a monthly article for my hometown paper, The Red Hook Revue. You can check it out here if you'd like (I'm on page two): http://www.redhookstar.com/

A Day with the Animals

2011-09-02T21:47:00.001-04:00

Spent today doing the Safari thing at Six Flags. It. Was. So. Much. Fun! This guy is my new best friend.

His Friend wanted in on the action. "Hey save some for me!"

This Emu was so silly.

"Who you calling silly, silly?"

This black bear is on his way to take a BITE out of my Brother-in-Law's car bumper! Left teeth marks. For realsies!

Then we came home to the most savage beast of all ... My Noodle!!!

What the Wha ...??

2011-08-27T16:15:00.000-04:00

An earthquake and a hurricane in one week? This has been one strange (and FAST) summer. I admit I’m looking forward to being stuck in the house with my family this weekend as we wait out the storm. We’re not in an evacuation zone so that’s a big plus. I’ve got a pot of soup cooking on the stove and cornbread in the oven. We’ve got movies on an iPad and my nook is fully charged. And, board games are more fun when played by candlelight, don’t you think?

I’m still making my way through SAVING BABY DOE edits. It sure is s l o w going but I’m going. I can’t wait to hit the point where I can print and read it out loud.

Hope you’ve had a great summer!

AARP Rocks!

2011-08-10T13:12:00.001-04:00

And I'm a part of it! Oh yeah, I always wanted to rock something other than ... a boat? Errr ... okay, so I'm still wearing my life jacket. Land Hooooo ...

Anyway.

A few months ago, I was approached by the really cool and awesome Erasmo Guerra about doing an interview on what it's like being a Latina children's author. Of course I was honored (like, whoohoo-for realsies? me?-get out! kind of honored) and agreed. My fellow Red Hooker, Torrey Maldonado, is also included. It's really a wonderful article. Check it out if you get the chance.

http://www.aarp.org/entertainment/books/info-08-2011/young-adult-books-for-latinos.html

What is your VIV moment?

2011-07-05T21:24:00.000-04:00

Your VIV moment is that moment when everything *clicks* for you. VIV Magazine contacted me a while ago and wanted to include my moment in the July/August issue and I couldn't be happier. The magazine is pretty awesome and I'm honored to be a part of it.

If you'd like to check it out, here's the link: http://www.zinio.com/pages/VIVmag/Jul-Aug-11/416176471/pg-150

In other news ... I'm hacking my way through Baby Doe edits. Some days my machete is dull and other days it's a sharp little thing. Oh, I likey the sharp days.

Also, am I the only one who doesn't like fireworks?

Reading, Friends & Fun

2011-06-13T10:46:00.000-04:00

Had a great time with my buddies, Olugbemisola Rhuday-Perkovich, author of 8th Grade Super Zero and Torrey Maldonado, author of Secret Saturdays at our book signing at B & N in Brooklyn. I heart them both!

The next day I visited my childhood library-- The Red Hook Library in Brooklyn. I can't tell you how happy I was to be there. As a kid, I spent a lot of time there sniffing in that gorgeous book smell and peeking underneath the plastic book covers to see what the 'real' covers looked like. AND now, my book sits on those same shelves! A big thank you to Donna and the staff for inviting me!

Can you tell how much fun I had?

Oh, the places I'll be ...

2011-06-06T12:28:00.002-04:00

This Thursday, June 9th at 7pm, I'll be at Barnes & Noble located on 7th Avenue & 6th Street in Brooklyn. And, guess what? I won't be alone! Yay! I'll be with two of my writing friends-- Olugbemisola Amusashonubi-Perkovich, author of Eighth Grade Superzero and fellow Red Hooker, Torrey Maldonado, author of Secret Saturday's. There's also a chance for you to win a $30 B & N gift card!

The very next day, I'll be at the Red Hook Library (the place where I learned to love reading) located at 7 Wolcott Street (between Lorraine and Otsego Streets), also in Brooklyn.

On the writing end, I just received my second editorial letter for Finding Baby Doe so that's what I'll be working on this summer (with a small break for going on a much-needed-pre-planned-oh-thank-goodness-vacation). Send me some good vibes when you get the chance, okay? I'll be your best frienddddd ...

I hope to see you soon! :)

Stop, Look & Listen ...

2011-04-16T10:26:00.000-04:00

This is the best speech I HAVE ever heard. It's worth watching and absorbing-- trust me. JK Rowling: The fringe benefits of failure Video on TED.com

Puppies, Visits & Spring

2011-04-13T18:54:00.000-04:00

So yeah, house training Luna could be going better. I thought she’d pick it up from Noodle, my Yorkie, right away but … I’m not that lucky. Noodle is so good too! He NEVER goes in the house. As a matter of fact, he doesn’t do regular dog stuff. No eating shoes, carpets, couches, NOTHING. He is a scratch hog though. If he’s near you and your hands aren’t busy doing something, he insists you scratch him. I’m hoping Luna will learn soon. I am loving her to pieces anyway.

Last Friday, I visited with the students at Notre Dame Academy. First with grades 4 - 6, then with the 8th graders who have read TROUBLE as assigned reading and who are doing research on Red Hook Brooklyn, my hometown; the place where I imagine TROUBLE to take place. All of the students were just awesome! They asked great questions which made it more of a conversation. I laughed so much, especially with the 8th graders. One of the girls—and this just warms my heart beyond belief—is going to use one of Miss Shirley’s quotes for her contribution to the year book! It just happens to be one of my favorites too. We both love Miss Shirley! Here’s the quote:

“Never minus good deeds from yourself, there are plenty of people in this world who will do that for you.”

If that wasn’t enough, yesterday I received individual fan mail from the students. Each one gave me goose-bumps and some even made me tear up. One girl didn’t like to read. In her words, she thought reading was for nerds. BUT NOW, since reading my book and not being able to put it down, she loves reading! THAT’S what it’s all about. Yeah, I’m doing the Hokey Pokey and I am shaking it all about! Okay, not really but I should!

By the way, I am loving, loving, loving, the trees in bloom. One is prettier than the next. They just make me so happy. I am looking at the buds on the tree right outside my window and they have literally burst overnight. They’re bright green and when the sun is setting, they glow. I could watch them for hours.

Dear Spring, you make my heart & soul sing …

If You Need Some Inspiration ...

2011-03-09T11:05:00.000-05:00

I have some for you. I've already decided to watch it at least once a day. We all need a daily vitamin, right?
Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkrYX9EGUpM

A New Love and a Book Festival

2011-02-28T16:31:00.000-05:00

We've added a new addition to our family and we didn't have to wait nine months to meet her. Here'sssss Luna!

Isn't she just ... so darn cute? She's part Lhasa Apso and part Poodle= a Lhasa Poo. And, she's just two pounds! I think Noodle, our Yorkie, is like, "Yeah, yeah, she's cute and all but when is she leaving?" And Daisy, our grumpy cat, is saying "Excuse me, but I just know you don't think she's staying here!"
On the book side, I'm participating in the 2011 Teen Author Festival along with some mighty-fine author's! Hope to see you there. Here's the line up:

Monday, March 14 (Chatham Square Branch of the NYPL, 33 E Broadway., 6-8):

Finding Voice, Giving Voice: Speaking Up for Characters

Authors:

Cathleen Bell

Jen Calonita

Cecil Castellucci

Brent Crawford

Elizabeth Eulberg

Brian James

Kekla Magoon

Melina Marchetta

Marie Rutkoski

Moderator: David Levithan

Tuesday, March 15 (B&N Union Square, 7-8:30):

YA Reader’s Theater

Authors:

Holly Black

Judy Blundell

Gayle Forman

Eliot Schrefer (aka E. Archer)

Host: David Levithan

Wednesday. March 16 (South Court, 6-8):

YA Rocks, featuring Tiger Beat!

Tiger Beat:

Libba Bray

Daniel Ehrenhaft

Barnabas Miller

Natalie Standiford

With music-related readings from:

Philana Marie Boles

Libba Bray

Barnabas Miller

Jon Skovron

Jeri Smith-Ready

Rita Williams-Garcia

Host: Jack Martin / Chris Shoemaker

Thursday, March 17 (Five Borough Read, 10-12):

Manhattan:

Seward Park Branch, 192 E Broadway, Manhattan, 10am

Alma Alexander

Philana Marie Boles

Leanna Renee Hieber

Lena Roy

Mark Shulman

96th Street Branch, 228 E 96th St, Manhattan, 10am

Violet Haberdasher

Kimberly Marcus

Micol Ostow

Eliot Schrefer

Natalie Standiford

Washington Irving H.S (in conjunction with Mulberry St Branch) - 40 Irving Place, 10am.

Eireann Corrigan

Jocelyn Davies

Anne Heltzel

Matt de la Pena

Patrick Ryan

Leila Sales

Muhlenburg Branch, NYPL, 209 W 23rd St

Alexandra Bullen

Helen Ellis

Sarah Mlynowski

Matthue Roth

Adrienne Maria Vrettos

Robin Wasserman

Brooklyn

Central Branch, Brooklyn Public Library, Dweck Auditorim, 10 Grand Army Plaza

Cathleen Bell

Gayle Forman

Christopher Grant

Melissa Kantor

Jeri Smith-Ready

Melissa Walker

Bronx:

Bronx Library Center, 310 E Kingsbridge Road, Bronx

Margie Gelbwasser

Sarah Darer Littman

Arlaina Tibensky

Maryrose Wood

Queens:

Library TK

Brent Crawford

Barry Lyga

Melina Marchetta

Neesha Meminger

Staten Island:

St George Branch, 5 Central Ave, Staten Island, 10am

Elizabeth Eulberg

David Levithan

Michael Northrup

Danette Vigilante

Friday, March 18th, morning (Scholastic, 557 Broadway), 10am

Scholastic Event

Reading/Signing:

Alexandra Bullen

Judy Blundell

Libba Bray

Elizabeth Eulberg

Kim Harrington

Sarah Darer Littman

Michael Northrup

Patrick Ryan

Eliot Schrefer

Maggie Stiefvater

Signing only:

Eireann Corrigan

Aimee Friedman

Barry Lyga

Michael Northrop

Matthue Roth

Lisa Sandell

Samantha Schutz

Natalie Standiford

Suzanne Weyn

Friday March 18th, Symposium (South Court, 42nd Street, 2-6)

2:00 Introduction

2:10 – 3:00: Telling the Truths – Hard Topics, Illuminating Fiction

Authors:

Eireann Corrigan

Donna Freitas

Sarah Darer Littman

Kimberly Marcus

Micol Ostow

Moderator: DL

3:00 – 3:50: Debut Author Showcase

Authors:

Jocelyn Davies

Margie Gelbwasser

Christopher Grant

Anne Heltzel

Kimberly Marcus

Arlaina Tibensky

Moderator: Jack Martin / Chris Shoemaker

3:50 – 4:00: Break
4:00 - 5:00: I Think I Love You (But Maybe I Don’t?) – Writing About Teens in Love

Authors:

E. Lockhart

Terra Elan McVoy

Sarah Mylnowski

Patrick Ryan

Moderator: David Levithan

5:00 – 6:00: Under the Influences: Discussing Influences on YA Fiction

Authors:

Libba Bray

Alexandra Bullen

Susane Colasanti

Barry Lyga

Carolyn Mackler

Lena Roy

Adrienne Maria Vrettos

Maryrose Wood

Moderator: Barry Lyga

Saturday. March 19th, Symposium (South Court, 42nd Street, 1-5:30)

1:00 – Introduction

1:10 – 2:00: The Ties That Bind, Part One: The Struggle Against Darkness

Kim Harrington

Lisa McMann

Maggie Stiefvater

Robin Wasserman

Moderator: David Levithan

2:00 – 2:45: The Ties That Bind, Part Two: Family Bonds

Melissa Kantor

Melina Marchetta

Alyssa Sheinmel

Natalie Standiford

Danette Vigilante

Moderator: Jack Martin / Chris Shoemaker

2:45 – 3:30: The Ties That Bind, Part Three: Friends and Community

Matt de la Pena

Torrey Maldonado

Michael Northrop

Leila Sales

Moderator: Barry Lyga

3:30-3:40 – Break

3:40 – 4:20 – Tribute to Michael Cart

Host/Opening: Jack Martin

Speakers/Readers: David Levithan and Jacqueline Woodson

Acceptance: Michael Cart

4:20-5:30: LGBTYA: Past, Present, and Future

Nick Burd

Michael Cart

David Levithan

Martin Wilson

Jacqueline Woodson

Moderator: Jack Martin / Chris Shoemaker

Sunday afternoon:

Books of Wonder Signing (1-4)

Authors:

1-1:45

Lizabeth Zindel (A Girl, A Ghost, and the Hollywood Hills, Penguin)

Maryrose Wood (The Hidden Gallery, Harper)

Suzanne Weyn (Empty, Scholastic)

Danette Vigilante (The Trouble with Half a Moon, Penguin)

Maggie Stiefvater (Linger, Scholastic)

Natalie Standiford (Confessions of the Sullivan Sisters, Scholastic)

Mark Shulman (Scrawl, Roaring Brook)

Alyssa Sheinmel (The Beautiful Between, RH)

Kieran Scott (She’s So Dead to Us, S&S)

Leila Sales (Mostly Good Girls, S&S)

Patrick Ryan (Gemini Bites, Scholastic)

1:45-2:30

Marie Rutkoski (The Celestial Globe, FSG)

Lena Roy (Edges, FSG)

Michael Northrup (Trapped, Scholastic)

Sarah Mlynowski (Gimme a Call, RH)

Neesha Meminger (Jazz in Love, Ignite)

Terra Elan McVoy (After the Kiss, S&S)

Lisa McMann (Cryer’s Cross, S&S)

Kimberly Marcus (Exposed, RH)

Melina Marchetta (The Piper’s Son, Candlewick)

Torrey Maldonado (Secret Saturdays, Penguin)

Barry Lyga (Archvillain, Scholastic)

2:30-3:15

E. Lockhart (Real Live Boyfriends, RH)

Sarah Darer Littman (Life After, Scholastic)

David Levithan (Dash and Lily’s Book of Dares, RH)

Melissa Kantor (The Darlings Are Forever, Hyperion)

Carla Jablonksi (Resistance, First Second)

Gwendolyn Heasley (Where I Belong, Harper)

Kim Harrington (Clarity, Scholastic)

Christopher Grant (Teenie, RH)

Margie Gelbwasser (Inconvenient, Flux)

Elizabeth Eulberg (Prom & Prejudice, Scholastic)

Helen Ellis (The Turning, Sourcebooks)

3:15-4

Daniel Ehrenhaft (Friend is Not a Verb, Harper)

Sarah Beth Durst (Enchanted Ivy, S&S)

Matt De La Pena (I Will Save You, RH)

Brent Crawford (Carter Finally Gets It, Hyperion)

Eireann Corrigan (Accomplice, Scholastic)

Susane Colasanti (Something Like Fate, Penguin)

Marina Budhos (Tell Us We’re Home, S&S)

Kate Brian (Book of Spells, S&S)

Philana Marie Boles (Glitz, Penguin)

Judy Blundell (Strings Attached, Scholastic)

Cathleen Bell (Little Blog on the Prairie, Bloomsbury

A Heart-y Thank You to SLJ

2011-02-14T19:53:00.000-05:00

Get it? It's Valentine's Day--- HEART-Y? Yeah, I just crack my corny-self up. On to the news of the day. I just received word of a great review from School Library Journal!

Here's a bit of it:

"Dellie’s story will speak to young people who’ve needed a little faith to get them through tough times. Interesting scenarios, like the cloaked Jamaican woman who moves in next door, provide interest to an already well-developed story."

I HEART them! *Snort*

Later this week I'll be meeting with the New York Coalition Against Hunger to discuss how I might become involved in their annual Spring event. I'm excited. It's something close to my heart ----> there's that word again ... I'm also going to be visiting my old Junior High School! I can't even remember what it looks like inside. It's gonna be fun!

Welcome Back, Idol!

2011-01-19T23:06:00.000-05:00

I'm tired so I'll try to make this quick. IDOL HAS REDEEMED ITSELF! Or should I say, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler did? I say yes, they did! After last season, I decided not to watch anymore. I mean Kara and Ellen really didn't cut it for me. I like Ellen but, eh? AND, Kara. Oh, Kara. After what happened with bikini girl ... um, eww. Tacky.

Enough of that.

Lots of great singers but the last guy tonight, Travis Orlando? O.M.G. Heartbreaking. Talented. Cute. Inspiring. YES, please. I hope he goes all the way. Bring it on home, papi!

Good night!

Thank You, BCCB

2011-01-18T19:59:00.000-05:00

I am ever so grateful for the recommended review I received from The Bulletin of the Center of Children's Books. Here's some of what they said:

"... Vigilante has a nice way with subplots and solid daily-life details that bring the book particular warmth. Life in the projects, with a few criminals making things tough for the decent people, and with a vertical neighborhood of interconnected relationships created in the apartment building, is portrayed with candor and even some affection.

... the story is told with considerable appeal and accessibility, and kids won't have to lead the same life as Dellie to recognize her travai."

Thank You, BCCB! You've made my day.

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

2011-01-17T10:45:00.000-05:00

I just want to do God's will. And he's allowed me to go to the mountain. And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. So I'm happy tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man.

- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Indies & Libraries, Oh My!

2011-01-16T17:14:00.002-05:00

I had a wonderful day talking to indies and librarians yesterday. First, the stores themselves were just beautiful; from the selections to the décor. The people I spoke to were just really warm and welcoming. And the libraries! Big, small, new (three floors!) & old (charming—complete with creaky wood floors and big fireplaces with mantels). The librarians were, in a word, AWESOME! Not only that, but check this out people:

I almost kissed my beautiful book but I think the guy in the background (see first pic) would've really thought I was NUTS! I was already waving my arms and hopping.
I simply heart the library. After all, this writing stuff quietly began inside of one.

And the Beat Goes On

2011-01-13T20:28:00.000-05:00

Visited five libraries today and met five awesome librarians! Thank you all for making me feel so comfortable. Tomorrow, letters go out to schools and Saturday, New Jersey indies, here I come!

Doing Right by Red Hook

2011-01-12T12:12:00.000-05:00

Congratulations to all the writers who've made the "Quick Pick" list and especially to my friend, fellow Red Hooker/Penquin brother, Torrey maldonado!

http://www.ala.org/ala/mgrps/divs/yalsa/booklistsawards/quickpicks/qp2011.cfm

These Boots Were Made for Walking

2011-01-09T14:06:00.000-05:00

Though I didn't spy The Trouble with Half a Moon sitting on a shelf, I did meet some awesome booksellers who placed orders for it! For my SI peeps: Clove Lakes Bookstore on Victory/Clove Rd. and B&N on Richmond Ave placed orders and should be getting it in, I'd say by Wednesday. For my Brooklyn peeps, B&N on Court and Atlantic, Bookcourt on Court Street, The BookMark Shoppe on 3rd Ave (I'm also having an event there in March, will keep you posted), Greenlight Book Store on Fulton Street and B&N on 7th Ave. So, go forth and read!

Hello, My Name Is:

2011-01-08T12:41:00.000-05:00

I'm on my way out to visit some awesome indie booksellers today! Will I spy The Trouble with Half a Moon? I'll keep you posted!

The Trouble with Half a Moon Release Day

2011-01-07T15:13:00.000-05:00

For years, I imagined the wonderful party I’d have the day my book was released; the cake with my cover on it, the music, the food, the dancing and the people. But when the time came, I wasn’t feeling a party. The only excuse I can come up with for this change of heart is that I must’ve played the party over and over in my head so much that I was partied out!

While I didn’t have a party, I did have a really, really nice day. In fact, it felt better than my birthday! First, a great lunch with friends and family, then later in the day, a great dinner with my parents. After dinner, I visited a couple of bookstores and introduced myself. One box store and one indie. Both were very nice and are placing orders since they didn’t have the book in stock, but the people in the indie also spoke of having an event in their store! Kewl, I say! And THANKS, too!

On another note, back in September or October (can’t remember which right now) I started writing a monthly column for, The Red Hook Star-Revue (Brooklyn, NY). Last month, they interviewed me and yesterday, they ran the article complete with a big copy of TROUBLE’S cover. I stared at it for a few seconds and once again, I was reminded of just how much I’m in love with it.

*Sigh*

Anyway, check out this awesome gift my sister-in-law/bff gave me at lunch. It’s so perfect!

Thanks, Michele!

On The Eve of Publication ...

2011-01-05T17:50:00.000-05:00

My book, The Trouble with Half a Moon, will be released into the wild tomorrow. I wrote as hard as I could. I laughed and I cried writing and reading it. I truly feel this story is one that was meant to be told. After all, I have carried it in my heart for years and years. I hope you enjoy it. It is yours now. I hope it touches you; inspires you somehow. Do whatever it is meant to do. I believe with all that I am that it has a purpose. I hope it finds you.

Booklist

2010-12-15T17:04:00.000-05:00

Today's good news brought to you in part by, Booklist.

... What will grab readers in this first novel is the realistic sense of the diverse neighborhood community, both rough and caring. With lots of fast, immediate dialogue, the characters’ grief, anger, and heartbreaking coming-to-terms are realistic.

Thank you, Booklist!

KIRKUS!

2010-11-17T13:00:00.000-05:00

I just got awesome news from my awesome editor and it involves KIRKUS! Can you hear me yelling happy things into the streets?

Baby Trouble Comes Home Video

2010-11-14T21:48:00.000-05:00

My baby arrived yesterday!

Just Asking

2010-10-26T14:53:00.001-04:00

Is it wrong to cut a stranger’s obituary out of the paper because the person has such a sweet face you’d like one of your characters to take after her?

Errr … I didn’t say this was something I did …

This is Why I'm So Quiet

2010-10-18T14:46:00.000-04:00

I'm busy working on edits for my second book with a little help from my cute friend. I couldn't resist buying him!

Now back to work ...

I got full Jacket!

2010-09-15T18:26:00.002-04:00

I'm busy revising my second book but I wanted to take a minute and post my full jacket. Isn't it gorgeous?! When I was a kid, gorgeous was my favorite word. Nothing was just okay or plain old pretty. No, it was gorgeous! Just ask my oldest friend, Renee. GORGEOUS!

Disney Baby!

2010-09-06T22:57:00.000-04:00

My younger daughter is turning sixteen next week and unlike her older sister, she decided she’d rather go to Disney than have a Sweet Sixteen party. Okay. Cool. We went. Besides me passing out for the first time in my life (dehydration even though it was evening-- no sun) and having a reoccurrence of “Alien Face” (mainly just my right eye), we had a great time. We only had two days of crazy, sweat pouring down your back kind of heat and the lines were not bad at all! Most said waiting time was five minutes but they lied. We went right in. My favorite rides were Soarin' and the new Harry Potter ride at Universal. AWESOME! My daughter wore a tiara and birthday pin the whole trip and was sung to at every restaurant we ate in. She had a whole week of Birthday! What’s better than that, my friends?

We met up with an old friend who moved out to Orlando years ago. It was so good to see him even though the last time we met, we were so much younger! A couple of days later, a man named Dave from Fort Worth Texas approached my husband and I as we stood in line to pay for a pizza (um, yeah. I was desperate, okay?! I needed a pizza fix, ANY kind of pizza! Don’t’ be sitting there judging me!) and asked if we’d mind him paying for our meal!

Huh?

He went on to explain he had the Disney meal plan and was leaving and had some meals left and he couldn’t exchange them for cash so, would we mind?

Wha?

We laughed a little then tried to say no but he insisted and was so nice (we knew we liked Texans, no offense to the other states of course. I mean, he bought me a PIZZA. Helloooo?) and had a great smile.

So …

We all shook hands and spoke a bit. Dear Dave lives in Fort Worth Texas, as I’ve mentioned, lives on ten acres of land in a Victorian house HE built. *Sigh* Whadda guy. Almost makes me cry.

Can you spot the cover for THE TROUBLE WITH HALF A MOON?

It's a little hard to see but, yes! I was wearing a tank with the cover on it! I made up a couple of them on Cafepress.com and I love them. I put the image on the back because I thought people might feel more comfortable checking out (and taking their time) my back rather than, ya know, my front. I also made sure I wore one in the airports. I'll make up a couple of hoodies for the fall. I'll have to think of something for winter. Maybe a sandwich board! I kidd, I kidd.

I am SO not Tyra!

2010-08-23T20:56:00.000-04:00

My oldest daughter, who is nineteen, is the photographer in the family. She took my author photo and out of the twenty or so photos, it’s the one I hate the least. You see, the camera does not like me and I do not like it. Thinking I’m having a good hair day, good make-up day, good outfit day? Ha! All I have to do is say cheese and have a picture snapped of me. It is then that the truth will come out of its hiding place and slap me upside the head and say, “think again, my friend.”

Me: “Cheese”

Daughter: *Click*

Daughter: “Ugh, mom, smile with your eyes.”

Me: “HOW? Like this?” *Weird eye thing*

Daughter: “No mom, you look scary. Like this.” *pretty, very photogenic, smiling eye thing* “See; now you do it.”

Me, through clenched teeth: “How’s this?” *Double weird, scary eye thing*

Daughter: “Ugh, terrible and what’s with the creepy teeth thing?” *Click, *click, *click*

Me: “I love how I look in that picture Aunt Michele took of me and daddy that time. Can’t you do it like that?”

Daughter: “It’s out of focus, mom.”

Me: “Helloooo?? I know!”

It's a Small World for Real

2010-08-09T20:16:00.000-04:00

Here is a picture of me and Torrey Maldonado, author of Secret Saturdays, taken at the Red Hook Old Timers Day. We both grew up in Red Hook but *cough* *cough* I'm *cough* older * double cough* A-hem. Anyway, one year at the Brooklyn Book Festival, (I think it was there or maybe an email. Can't remember I'm *old-er* remember?) my editor said, "Oh, I want you to meet Torrey, he's also from Red Hook." Well, when we met, we were like wait, what? Our families know each other! And not only that, but they knew each other from when they were YOUNG! What a happy surprise! He's not only my brother from the same publisher, but also my Red Hook brother! How great is that?

Secret Saturday's is an awsome look into the lives and friendships of young boys growing up in a housing project. Yes, Red Hook. If you get the chance, check it out.

Life is Weird, You Know?

2010-08-08T22:27:00.000-04:00

Growing up or just trying like crazy to become grown sometimes gets in the way of taking notice of the things you have, like community and belonging. Today, I attended Red Hook’s Old Timer’s Day where I shared laughs, shed some happy tears with people who’ve been absent from my life for far too many years, and hugged numerous others. I came home with a heart full of love for a place that has made me, me and for the wonderful people who were there along the way. It was a good day …

Warning: Alien Face Ahead

2010-07-25T15:41:00.001-04:00

We decided to take a few days off and enjoy the beaches at Cape May, New Jersey. I’ve always loved the beach. Mind you, I do not swim—unless you count the Doggie Paddle. I just love the smell and sounds of the ocean.

I was so involved in reading, Saving CeeCee Honeycutt by Beth Hoffman, a terrific book by the way, that I got a sunburned face (this happened for the first time last year when I was reading The Forest of Hands and Teeth. Guess I’ll learn one of these days). Not only is my face sunburned but it’s swollen. I look like an alien. No lie. My eyes appear to be too far apart thanks to the swelling of the bridge of my nose and my eyelids are fat and heavy and squish down too far over my eyeballs leaving me in a constant squint. My older daughter actually pointed and laughed at me. Never mind that I gave birth to her and housed her for nine months. Oh no, it doesn’t matter at all. She picked up her finger and LAUGHED! My younger daughter was a little more subtle. She asked me not to look at her because she was having trouble digesting what she saw. Apparently, I’m ugly and scary. You know what’s worse? She’s right.

At least I have a new weapon. My face. “Clean your room or I’m going to look at you!” Muhwahhhaaa!

Here's what Booklist says about Saving CeeCee Honeycutt:

Momma always told CeeCee (short for Cecelia Rose) that “being in the North isn’t living—it’s absolute hell.” Of course, having to live with Momma—Camille Sugarbaker Honeycutt, that is, Vidalia Onion Queen, 1951—doesn’t make it any more heavenly, especially when Momma starts standing in the front yard blowing kisses to passersby. You know this is going to end badly, and so it does, when the erstwhile onion queen is run over by a speeding Happy Cow Ice Cream Truck. Before you can say “sweet magnolia blossoms,” 12-year-old CeeCee is sent off to Savannah to live with her elderly great aunt, Tallulah Caldwell, and her wise African American housekeeper and cook, Oletta. It being 1967, you know there will be one dark episode of racial hatred, but it’s quickly—and conveniently—resolved offstage, leaving all the characters free to continue being relentlessly eccentric, upbeat, sweet as molasses, and living, as CeeCee puts it with a straight face, “in a breezy, flower-scented fairy tale . . . a strange, perfumed world that . . . seemed to be run entirely by women.” Light as air but thoroughly pleasant reading. --Michael Cart

Time for Some ARC Love

2010-07-15T21:23:00.002-04:00

I remember telling my editor way-back-when how I’d watch the FedEx trucks pass my house and I’d say, “One day they’re going to stop here with a package from MY publisher.” Well, today that lovely truck did stop at my house and he brought me these beautiful ARC’s! For my non-writing friends, Advanced Readers Copies. These are sent into the world of publishing/reviewers. Wish me luck, my sweet friends.

It was a good day. Happy sigh …

And They Called It Cover Love ...

2010-06-07T20:34:00.000-04:00

I am over the half moon (Yeah, so I’m corny. That’s how I like it … a-huh-a-huh) and I don’t think I could be any happier.

Really.

Seriously.

Seeing your cover for the first time is something writer’s dream about both asleep and awake. You wonder how you’ll deal if you don’t really care for it. You prep yourself for that. You almost, almost expect not to like it so that you won’t fall so hard. After all, how could another person capture a piece of your dream and make it into something- anything?

BUT the people at Putnam somehow, some way got into my head and took a snapshot! Can you believe it? When did they come? Was I asleep? They’re awfully sneaky … AND talented!

Sooooo a big Thank You to Putnam!

Cue applause …

So Much to Tell You!

2010-05-27T16:34:00.001-04:00

My school visit was awesome! I presented to about forty-nine students and their parents at P.S. 42. The students participated in the Ezra Jack Keats Bookmaking Contest and let me tell you, they are a talented bunch. After Q & A, I was presented with this:

I know! I love it! I almost cried but thank goodness stopped myself.

Mr. Sharkey, the Principal, and Ms. Siblo, the Librarian, are doing a wonderful job. You can feel it the minute you step into the school. It was truly an honor to be there and I hope the students never lose sight of their dreams.

In other news, my new title is ... are you ready?

THE TROUBLE WITH HALF A MOON

What do you think? It was weird at first, I admit. But now, I really like it. I just received 1st pass pages yesterday. WhooHoo! It's gettingggggg closer ...

And, in other other news, Olugbemisola Rhuday-Perkovich, author of 8TH GRADE SUPERZERO (which I happened to love) blurbed my book! I may have fought off tears at P.S. 42 but they certainly won after I read her blurb. I'm gonna give her a big fat kiss when I see her at the Brooklyn Book Festival Mingle next week!

Whew! That is all. I think ...

Plan Change

2010-05-05T13:13:00.001-04:00

So, I’m ninety-eight percent done with putting together a presentation for my school visit later this month. I thought it’d be something funny but as I worked on it, I realized I wanted it to be an inspirational presentation (well, that and I’m funnier in my head) and more on the journey of never giving up no matter what your dream may be. I’m very happy with it. Hope the kids will like it too.

Go to Sleep One Way, Wake Up Another

2010-04-22T08:51:00.000-04:00

Because I cannot fake any kind of accent (and when I try, my kids make fun of me), I find this amazing.

http://www.aolhealth.com/2010/04/20/woman-develops-foreign-accent-after-having-severe-migraines/?icid=main|htmlws-main-w|dl8|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolhealth.com%2F2010%2F04%2F20%2Fwoman-develops-foreign-accent-after-having-severe-migraines%2F

Something to Think About

2010-04-20T14:28:00.000-04:00

“You may never know what results come of your action, but if you do nothing there will be no result.”
-Gandhi

I like this quote so much I think I might pop so I thought I’d share instead since, you know, popping might be messy.

Painless

2010-04-09T14:41:00.000-04:00

So, copyedits are done and they were painless. I owe that to my editor for doing such a great job during revisions. Next stop, typesetting!

It looks like Trouble is getting a new title. I'm not upset about it. Actually, I'm kind of glad. Whenever someone asks me the title of my book, I think they stop listening after the first two words. I still love the saying though and will always remember the rush I felt inside when I decided to use it for my title. The word trouble will always mean so much more to me.

First In Line

2010-03-21T18:02:00.001-04:00

Trouble No Set Like Rain is up on Amazon! It doesn't have a cover yet but still. Yeah, and I just pre-ordered it. How could I not? Yee-Hahhhh!

Hellooooo!

2010-03-15T14:09:00.002-04:00

I’ve been a lazy bum. That’s it. That’s my excuse for not blogging.

I’m waiting for copyedits and chewing my nails wondering how bad they’ll be. I’ve also booked my first author appearance at a local school! The school librarian contacted me and though I’m nervous, I’m excited too! I’m thinking about putting a humorous Power Point presentation together following my journey toward publication. I laugh thinking about it … I just hope other people will think it’s funny too. Can you imagine if no one laughs or giggles and the only thing I hear are the birds tweeting outside the window? I think I’d fake a fainting spell and only open my eyes again to peek at the audience as I’m rolled out of the school!

So, first thing on my agenda? LEARN Power Point! My kids can teach me…

2010-01-06T12:54:00.001-05:00

Listen … can you hear it? That’s me exhaling. I turned in my revision this morning! Off to do the happy dance ... or, shop or, get a pedicure and/or a massage!

Revisions and Me

2009-11-24T20:56:00.000-05:00

I’m busy working on revisions for TROUBLE! Yay! My hubby is even doing the laundry for me so I don't have to. He's actually better at it soooo maybe he can keep that job? Hmmm, that would be niiiiice.

And, thanks to my awemazingtastic editor, I’m learning so much. She rocks it seriously. Ever hear of talking head syndrome? Pfffftttt, I have. And no, it’s not a new band. It’s a volleying back and forth of dialogue making it hard for the reader to keep track of who’s speaking. And guess what? I win the prize for too many stage directions! Who knew?

The Writer's Journey

2009-11-06T15:16:00.001-05:00

Sometimes when I'm stuck, I find this helpful. It's from The Writer's Journey by Christopher Vogler. Hope you find it helpful too.

1. Hero’s are introduced to the ORDINARY WORLD, where

2. they received the CALL TO ADVENTURE- - -

3. They are RELUCTANT at first or REFUSE THE CALL, but

4. are encouraged by a MENTOR to- - -

5. CROSS THE FIRST THRESHOLD - - - and enter the Special World.

6. They encounter TESTS, ALLIES AND ENEMIES. - - -

7. They APPROACH THE INMOST CAVE, crossing a second threshold.

8. Where they endure the ORDEAL --- Black moment filled with tension.

9. They take possession of their REWARD and ---

10. Are pursued on THE ROAD BACK to the Ordinary World. ---

11. They cross the third threshold, experience a RESURRECTION - - - Black moment, life and death again. - - - and are transformed by the experience.

12. They RETURN WITH THE ELIXIR, a boon or treasure to benefit the Ordinary World. - - -

A Word to the Nice Cashier Lady

2009-11-04T10:11:00.002-05:00

Dear Cashier Lady,

You seemed nice. You smiled. You were friendly. It did not matter to you that I didn’t have my little discount card, you gave me the discounted price anyway. BUT, but, but-- that doesn’t mean I don’t mind you putting your spit on my bag or on my change as you count it out. Please, for the sake of the Oink, Oink Flu and other nastiness, keep your spit in your mouth where it belongs, unless of course, you’ve read one of my manuscripts and can’t help but drool due to the genius of my written word. I’d excuse you for that and perhaps slap a bib on you.

Thanks for your cooperation in this very hygienic matter.

Sincerely,

The Lady in the Car Rubbing Hand Sanitizer on Her Hands Like Mad.

Klingons and Noodles

2009-11-01T19:02:00.003-05:00

Me and my hubby, Captain Kirk, fighting Klingons on Halloween.

My Noodle aka, Devil Dog.

Halloween

2009-10-30T15:49:00.003-04:00

I've been away too long. I have a good excuse though, I've been working on my new wip. It's called, THE MEMORY SWEEPERS. It's different for me and I'm really liking it.

So, tomorrow is Halloween. And, I. don't. like. it. I know, who doesn't like free candy, right? Let's face it though, it's like the day/night of beggars-- my kid included. I have three giant bags of candy from COSTCO. Why can't my daughter just eat that? Why must we risk eating things from STRANGERS? Hello? What's the number one thing we tell our kids? Yup, don't take candy from strangers. Don't even get close to them. And here we are encouraging this behavior. Even going so far as to allowing them to walk right up to a stranger's door and ring the darn bell! Come Sunday, we'll be back to, GET AWAY FROM THAT STRANGER! Sheesh!

You know what? I married a man who LOVES Halloween. My kids love it too. How did this happen? I have no idea.

When I was little, I got sick on Halloween. Turned out to be the Chicken Pox. First bad memory. Somebody probably wiped their germs all over the candy before dropping it into my Pathmark shopping bag. Then, when I was a young adult, I was invited to a Halloween costume party. My father, who always made us up in the best possible way, made me into a scarecrow. It was awesome. Second mistake. You know who won the contest? Some girl in high heels and a short skirt calling herself--- errr--- a lady of the night. Ugh!

Halloween, Schmalloween ...

That New Manuscript Smell

2009-09-21T19:55:00.002-04:00

Oh man, I'm sticking my toe in and testing new waters. I'm writing something totally new and different and, psssst ... it scares me but also gives me a butterfly belly. I'm taking that as a good sign.

Summer Reading

2009-09-08T17:21:00.003-04:00

Read some great books this summer. Here's a list in no particular order:

How To Steal a Dog by Barbara O'Conner
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
My Brother Abe by Harry Mazer
When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead
Neil Armstrong Is My Uncle & Other Lies Muscle Man McGinty Told Me by Nan Marino
Paris Pan Takes the Dare by Cynthea Liu
The Chosen One by Carol Lynch Williams
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Next up: Donut Days by Lara Zielin

Stuff and Junk

2009-09-04T17:49:00.004-04:00

My soon to be fifteen year old has always been a collector of junk------ I mean stuff. The other night, at an end of summer event, someone was selling light-up junk------ I mean stuff. You know, light-up necklaces, sabers and other dust gatherers that parents throw out the first chance they get.

Then it happened. It was there, in front of the hopeful vendor and underneath the stars where I received a sign that my STBFYO was growing up. You see, when my husband asked if she wanted a light-up thingy she said, "NO."

No?

Holey smoles. That has never, ever happened before. So, I guess this is goodbye, Summer and goodbye to you too, fourteen.

All Grown Up

2009-08-31T19:24:00.003-04:00

My daughter is settled into her dorm and I am unsettled in my house. I was doing just fine until I hugged her goodbye. *Cue water works.* It was not a good ride home. Eighteen years is just NOT enough time. If you have young ones at home, trust me on this.

That is all.

New Cover For LIAR

2009-08-06T15:38:00.003-04:00

In Good News, LIAR is getting a new cover! Good move, Bloomsbury. Check it out here.

Hunger

2009-08-05T20:36:00.004-04:00

In my book, TROUBLE NO SET LIKE RAIN, one of the characters is a little boy who never has enough to eat. Growing up, I knew people like this. It broke my heart then and still does.

I came across this today and needed to share it. This man is truly an amazing human. Click here to check him out

Have I Done Good?

2009-07-29T15:38:00.002-04:00

My daughter (aka: My Buddy) is off to college next month. I have always taken every opportunity to point out safety issues/life lessons to both my kids (yes, I’m sure that maybe on occasion I’ve gone overboard. I said maybe). To me, everything is a lesson. And now that my oldest will be on her own, I wonder what I’m not telling her. What am I missing? What am I forgetting? Have I done my very best to prepare her for her new life?

My head hurts. Where’s the Advil?

The Bodies Exhibit

2009-07-27T12:10:00.001-04:00

Yesterday, we went to the Bodies Exhibit at the South Street Seaport. I knew what it was about. I knew. But, but, but—I didn’t expect to “think” about who these people once were. A woman somewhere gave birth to a person who was (hopefully) loved and cared for. A person who went out in life and maybe raised a family, had a dog, held a grandchild. A person who had dreams … And, where did all of that take them in the end? On exhibit stripped down to bones and hanging flesh.

Caution! Gross examples up ahead!

For example, picture a full sized skeleton, arms stretched out in front holding hands with someone of the same size as though they are playing Ring Around the Rosie. This person is made up of skin, muscle and organs. These two are the same person. The bones were taken out and reassembled. Can you feel the weirdness and strange sadness of it?

There was a complete flap of skin taken from a woman’s breast area (breasts still attached), a sheared off tattoo, a complete person cut in half from head to toe, another sliced exactly the same but only in threes, fetuses, embryos, babies (all of which I skipped—didn’t feel like crying and blubbering all over the place). The crazy list goes on and on.

I get the medical aspect of it. My 14yr. old pointed out things she learned in Bio class (yes, I was impressed), I even heard a couple of people around me who sounded like they were studying to become a doctor. That’s all good, right? But, but, but … it left me sad.

Maybe it’s because I’m a writer. We all think too much. Both a gift and a curse? Could be.

Going to the Chapel

2009-07-24T17:51:00.004-04:00

I just saw this on the Blue Boards (my second home) and think it's absolutely awesome. Check it out here.

Speak for Yourself

2009-07-24T10:02:00.003-04:00

I ask again, what year is this? What is so hard in understanding that if you don't like what a book has to say, don't crack the cover. Leave it alone. Walk away. Hide your eyes. Just don't decide for me.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/22/wisconsin.book.row/index.html

My Breath is Being Stolen

2009-07-23T14:05:00.004-04:00

My breathing is short and quick
My stomach is suddenly home to butterflies trying to find a way out
My ears have stopped hearing
I'm hating a man made of words instead of blood and bone
I'm reading The Chosen One by Carol Lynch Williams and I think you should too.

What Year is This?

2009-07-23T13:18:00.002-04:00

Things like this make my stomach sick. Check it out: http://editorialanonymous.blogspot.com/

Here is the author's response: http://justinelarbalestier.com/blog/2009/07/23/aint-that-a-shame/comment-page-1/#comment-82330

PW's response: http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6672790.html?nid=2788&source=title&rid=1000205892

No Ice!

2009-07-23T09:32:00.003-04:00

No breaking ice at my daughter's college (did I just say, "college?" *sigh...) orientation! Goody, goody gumdrops! And, the mattress was bad but no buggy's. My daughter did click with someone and they decided to become roomies, that is very good news. Less to stress about.

Also, there is a company who will rent the students a micro/fridge combo and a safe like they have in hotels. This means my husband's back will be saved-- there's lots of stairs in her dorm.

Here's my new thing, looking at pictures from when my daughter was little makes me tear up. I even had to look away from a mom and her little daughter the other day in a store! I'm hoping this passes very quickly. What kind of shape will I be in three years from now when my youngest goes? It's a scary thought ...

And the Second Book is ...

2009-07-22T07:33:00.001-04:00

SAVING BABY DOE out in 2012 by Putnam. WhooHoo!

Ouch!

2009-07-21T20:08:00.003-04:00

That's what my credit card has been saying lately. My daughter is starting college in the fall and we’ve been out stimulating the economy all on our own. Yes, it’s hard for just two people to tackle such a large job but someone has got to do it. We needed two shopping carts while in Bed Bath and Beyond. They do have a program where we could’ve had everything sent to her school but come on, that would’ve been no fun.

I have to admit the thought of her using the school mattress is freaking me out. During the tour some time last year, I was the mother who asked if we could bring our own mattress. Yes, that was me. Those poor kids looked at me like I had something crawling around on my head. We bought a mattress pad and a foam/alternative down mattress topper. I did see a special mattress pad especially for bed bugs but let’s face it, at that point, they are all over everything in the room so what's a "special" cover going to do? Jump off the bed and stomp the little suckers? We’ll do the bed bug check and layer the mattress like it’s an open sore.

Tomorrow is orientation AND ice breakers! Yikes.

Sweet Baby Skates

2009-07-12T19:29:00.002-04:00

I dunno, I think this is adorable and funny. http://www.parentdish.com/2009/07/09/evians-roller-skating-babies-ad-cute-or-creepy/?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl7link3http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parentdish.com%2F2009%2F07%2F09%2Fevians-roller-skating-babies-ad-cute-or-creepy%2F

I know there must be a way to shorten that address but darned if I know how to do it.

Sports and Me?

2009-07-10T11:04:00.005-04:00

My family and I went to a Mets game last night at the new Citi Field. Apparently, it has replaced some other field called, Shea Stadium. I don’t know a flea’s worth about neither baseball nor any other kind of sport. I mean I know you have to hit the ball to kingdom come then run for your life. Or, you might have to get the ball in the basket, through the goal net thingy, over the net or, get a very odd shaped ball to the other side of a very long field while like, fifty giant tight pants wearing guys try to violently throw you to the ground BUT, that’s it. No, who’s, what’s or why’s. Is that sad? Nah, because I don’t care. What did I care about last night? People watching and eavesdropping.

The guys behind us talked the entire time. I mean really, I didn’t know men gossiped. They were going all Seinfeld back there. It was pretty funny. Then there was the big guy next to me who kept yelling, “Find a seat!” to every Tom, Dick and Harriet who paused trying to find their seat. I did take notice that he didn’t yell at anyone who was larger than he was.

I wondered about the people walking around balancing bags or boxes on their heads while trying to sell snacks. How do they do that? Do their heads hurt? Have they ever dropped anything? Do they like their job? Would I ever be able to balance anything on my head? Maybe I should
try …

Then there was a mom and her three kids sitting two rows ahead of me. She had a Farrah-do and was looking all sweet and like, “Honey, darling, what would you like to eat? Mommy will get it for you,” until she asked her son, who was about fourteen, to come closer to her-- then she cursed his butt out. I could swear I saw her head spin. Her pretty blue eyes tried to snatch a year or two off his life. When it was all over, she sent the boy back to his seat and she resumed her honey and darling’s.

Baseball sure can be interesting when you’re really not looking at the guys swinging those wooden sticks!

This and That

2009-07-07T22:04:00.002-04:00

I’m fleshing out a story. It’s like watching for an opening in traffic then jumping in when you see your chance. It’s a little scary at first but then, after you stress a bit, it’s actually okay.

I haven’t watched any television today but I know Michael Jackson’s funeral service was covered all day from top to bottom. Here’s my thought on Michael Jackson. I think of him as that sweet, talented, beautiful little boy who had his whole life ahead of him. I see his little face and wonder what happened. At what point in his life did he come to the fork in the road that led him down his sad path? Where are our forks? Our children's?

I don’t mourn for the man Michael Jackson became but the young innocent boy he was.

Baby, I Need More Time

2009-06-30T19:53:00.005-04:00

June has been a yucky month for me. I mean besides it being my birthday month which brought presents and cake that is. I just haven't had the chance to sit and write. I've been revising an oldie but a goodie but even in doing that it's a start and stop thing. I'm not sure why but it's like the days are just not long enough. What is up with that? I'm hoping July proves to be better. MUCH better, you hear me Mr. July?

I went to a street fair in Brooklyn on Sunday and I have to say it was the perfect day. Good music and good food. What more do you need? Oh, yeah. That's right, More Time!

Jumping the Line

2009-06-17T19:12:00.002-04:00

Sometime last month, I got an idea for my next book. I started reading up on the subject and couldn't wait to get started but since I'm revising an oldie but a goodie and am not done on my current book, my new idea was forced to the back of the line. Here's where it gets interesting- at least to me since this has never happened to me before. I got another idea for a book but this time it was in my sleep! I woke up thinking of two words and haven't let them go all day. At first I thought maybe the words were the mc's name but no. I think they're the dad's embarrassing nickname.

So first idea, please don't take this the wrong way but, get to the back of the back of the line. And yes, I still love you.

I Live!

2009-06-15T20:26:00.003-04:00

Holey Smoley People! Hanging around in your robe all day going from couch to bed is not what it's cracked up to be. I longed for the day I'd be able to run around like a nut getting things done. My girls did some laundry-- which was great, don't get me wrong-- but there was a tiny problem with wrinkling and since I don't do that weird thing people call ironing, I'll have to throw lots of stuff back into the dryer in order to force the wrinkles back where they belong (I don't care where that is really, as long as it's not on my face).

While I was out of my feverish mind, I had all these great thoughts for the blog. Yeah, they're gone with the fever. Maybe that's a good thing!

My mother in law made me chicken soup I think on day two or three (the week is so fuzzy). She's the best cook around these parts. I've learned a lot from her. Okay, maybe not that much but you know, I try. She's the best!

Doctor, Doctor!

2009-06-08T08:35:00.003-04:00

It's been busy around here lately. My car broke down again, my oldest attended her prom, my car broke down again (Lemon Law, here we come), my oldest graduated high school and I'm sick! I never get sick. I blame it on the gross-sneezing-out-in-the-open-guy who works at Shoprite. Hey nasty dude, cover your big mouth next time!

I'm off to the doctor.

2009-06-03T18:45:00.001-04:00

Me likey good news ...

Really Mr. West?

2009-05-31T10:53:00.001-04:00

"I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph." --Kanye West

Awww Come on Kanye, that's not right.

Buying a New Car?

2009-05-27T17:54:00.002-04:00

2007 Saturn Outlook + NO Customer Service/Satisfaction from Saturn Uppity-Ups = Big Headache and Upset Stomach.

Remedy: Run Away From Any Saturn Dealership. Scream if you have to. Save. Yourselves ...

Words Deserve Better Than This

2009-05-25T19:56:00.001-04:00

Dear Writer Friends,

Have you seen this? http://news.aol.com/article/scary-toilet-paper/496694?icid=mainhtmlws-maindl1link6http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fscary-toilet-paper%2F496694

Errrr ...

A Dieting Noodle

2009-05-21T15:15:00.003-04:00

My puppy must go on a diet! It's a beautiful day so we went for a walk. Well, we humans did. Noodle went for a ride ... in my arms! He couldn't make it the whole way, not even half the way. The little sausage. His Bologna tongue hung out like he was on a deserted island! Is there such a thing as, Puppy Craig? Puppy Weight Watchers?

American Idol Baby

2009-05-20T22:08:00.004-04:00

.... KRIS! I'm blogging in secret cause my kids are upstairs freaking out. They wanted Adam to win. Honestly, they're both great and I know Adam will have a long career to look forward to.

Tonight, American Idol put on a great show. Kiss, Santana, Queen, Rod Stewart plus others. The strangest I have to say was Steve Martin on the banjo. Different, but okay. All in all, it was a very entertaining show.

Sushhhh ... I think they're still up there ranting. It's hard being the only Kris fan around here.

Barking Your Cuteness Away in Two Not-So-Easy Nights

2009-05-19T19:01:00.002-04:00

We puppy sat for my mother in law’s cutie pie Shitzu, Poochie, last weekend. His full name is, Joe Pooch! He is so tiny, holding him is like holding a skinny kitten. He’s a barker but since he’s so cute, you try to ignore the barking thing. Until it’s bedtime then, cuteness becomes invisible.

Poochie does not like to be left alone. Have I mentioned that he’s a barker? After the first sleepless night, I decided I’d leave the television on for him, so that, you know, he’d think the people in the strange box were talking to him. Worked for a little while, I even fell asleep all happy that my plan had worked. But then, in the middle of the night, it started to thunder and my puppy, Mr. Noodle, is petrified of thunder so he started his own barking frenzy. There went sleep for night number two.

What have I learned? Being cute means squat when you’re sleep deprived. THE END.

No High School Memories

2009-05-14T19:58:00.003-04:00

My girls were laughing at the people in my high school yearbook the other day. Sure most of the guys had serious facial hair and looked fifteen years older than they were. And, of course the girls had whacked out hair-do’s and bad eyebrows (weird hair for me but nice brows), after all, it was the 80’s but did they have to laugh so hard? Apparently, they had to point too.

The pictures weren’t the things that got my attention though. It was the signatures and well wishes and promises to stay in touch. I don’t remember who these people were! Was I really like a sister to someone named Monica? And Theresa, wherever you are, I’m glad I was such a good friend to you that year. To Laura, I’m sorry for not calling you— who are you?

There’s only one person I did keep in touch with and we’re still good friends today. I wonder why some stick and others don’t?

Eight is My New Favorite Number

2009-05-13T19:44:00.003-04:00

Oh, man. Today I had a routine doctor’s visit. And guess what he said? He said I look at least eight years -- not days, not hours, not seconds -- younger than I actually am!

After I put my reading glasses on to read the prescriptions he'd given me, I thanked him for the wonderful compliment. Such a nice boy ...

Things That Makes Me Go, Oooh

2009-05-12T22:13:00.003-04:00

Couple of things.

Saw Star Trek on Mother’s Day and loved it. The theater was nice and quiet. No one sneaking in and no rude people talking on cell phones or just plain talking out loud to the people next to them. I’ll probably always go to a movie on Sunday’s now. Oh, yeah. Tyler Perry had a part! I love him cause I think he's nuts and I love nutty people. I mean nice nutty. NOT scary nutty.

Wore out my re-dial button for Kris on American Idol tonight.

Watched the season finale of Fringe. Awesome. Peter is an alternate reality dude. Didn’t see that coming. Weird how I got to see Leonard Nimoy again-- he was also in the Star Trek movie. Sad to see how old he got though …

And the biggie. The one that makes my stomach roll up and my heart skip a beat. I sent my newest to my agent.

One last thing. How can it be that parts of my books sometimes make me cry? Didn’t I write the story? Didn’t I make- *make* the characters up?

Mother's Day

2009-05-10T10:34:00.002-04:00

Happy Mother's Day everyone! Got a nice comfy desk chair. My butt used to go numb with my old one. So, yay!

My oldest used this day to make me cry! She wrote something so beautiful in my card, I had to take a break from stuffing my face with homemade Belgium Waffles to wipe my eyes. Sniff ...

I confess, it's hard to watch everyone else clean up without lifting a finger to help out. I had to walk out of the kitchen. I'm sure with practice, this is something I will be able to overcome.

Enjoy your day people 'cause tomorrow, it's back to normal!

Signs and the Big Guy

2009-05-07T19:35:00.000-04:00

Tonight, a fellow writer spoke of prayer on his blog and how he’s happier since he’s started praying. It got me thinking of my own story and how/when I got the push to keep going when I was on the cusp of giving up the writer’s dream.

Due to an agent’s revision request via telephone, my hopes were way up and flying around my house like they were crazy. I mean, it was hope on crack! Then one afternoon, I sat down to open an email from the agent who had launched my hopes. It was a rejection.

I pulled my hopes in, told them how dumb they were and stuffed them away. I was willing to keep them locked away forever but, not without some proof. I don’t give up easily. My mother can attest to that. I plopped my head down on my desk-- actually, my head felt too heavy for my neck at that moment, and had a heart-to-heart with the Big Guy Upstairs. I needed to know, right then and there, that this, my writing, was what I was supposed to be doing. If it was meant for me to do something else with my life, I was willing to drop-kick my keyboard to the curb and pursue whatever my true purpose was. My heart was more open than I’ve ever felt.

Do you know what happened next, while my forehead was still one with my desk? I mean, the last word wasn’t even out of my prayer yet when the phone rang. It was another agent. She had one of my manuscripts and wanted to see what else I had. Though that didn’t turn out to be a yes, I had my sign. I had my answer and I pushed on.

Do I believe in the power of prayer? An editor, an agent and a two book deal later, Heck Yes.

Dear Mother Nature, Read My Lips

2009-05-05T15:37:00.002-04:00

Okay Mother Nature, that’s enough. You’re so not on my good list! I’m soggy. It’s gloomy. It’s chilly. I need sun. I need warmth. I need to frolic!

Please?

That is all.

Battle of the Books

2009-04-30T09:27:00.001-04:00

Just saw this and loved it so I thought I'd share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB-dQYmCQdQ

Enjoy!

Theater Talk

2009-04-29T22:56:00.003-04:00

Ooooh, I want to see Beyonce’s new movie, Obsessed. I really like her. Not only because she’s talented and her music gets my butt moving on the treadmill but because she seems to like pizza. She’s been spotted a couple of times in a pizza place near where I used to live. You know how much I like--- love--- pizza. If I weren’t already married and pizza was a person, I’d marry it. I mean me and pizza, we go way back … oh heck. This isn’t a pizza post! It’s a post about Beyonce’s movie.

Now, as I was saying, I want to see Obsessed but I know I’m going to be the annoying person yelling back at the screen between mouthfuls of popcorn and chocolate covered raisins from Costco. And, it most likely won’t always be between which will be UG-ly.

Me and suspense just don’t get along. You can ask the people I shared the theater with when we went to see, I am Legend starring my man Will Smith. Or, you can ask my husband. He knows. Poor guy.

I Love This Part Right Here ...

2009-04-28T11:05:00.003-04:00

Finished my wip! Whoo-hoo. Now it's time to read and revise a hundred times and also for wearing out my hubby's ears!

This is one of the parts I love. The last sentence is resting comfortably on the page, it's all printed out, it's nice and clean and crisp. A sharpened pencil and I happily get to work.

I have an idea for my next book and it involves some research, which I really enjoy. I also have two older MG's I want to go over and tweak 'till there's no tweak left in me.

Joy!

Playing it Cool

2009-04-27T19:56:00.002-04:00

We were in Manhattan yesterday and the girls went into Pinkberry for some yummy frozen yogurt. My oldest came out saying, “Guess what? Guess what?” and I knew she’d seen someone famous. I thought it would be a member of a band she likes, but it wasn’t. She held the door open for Naomi Watts and her baby. My daughter’s played it cool which was, um, cool.

Sigh ...

2009-04-22T22:19:00.014-04:00

This is one of the pools at the hotel we stayed at in Puerto Rico. I've been clicking my heels all day but it's not working!

Puerto Rico's rain forest! This skinny path goes all the way to the top of a mountain. It took a half hour each way for this route. There's another route which takes an hour and 45 min. Yeah, right ... don't make me laugh. It didn't rain while we were there though, go figure.

I have a couple of other pictures I wanted to post but they're taking forever to load and I'm thinking maybe that's a good thing. I don't want to bore you to tears!

I'll leave you with my most favorite part of the trip-- the water. How awesome looking is this? It's a long, long, longggg cry from the waters off NYC.

Medium or well?

2009-04-19T17:24:00.005-04:00

I'm back. and I'm burnt thanks to Carrie Ryan's great book, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, I didn't notice the beautiful breeze on the Puerto Rico beach I was lounging on was actually masking the sun's strength! Yes, I'm well done. Ouch!

Food was awesome and I will miss it. Our hotel, El conquistador, is a gorgeous place. Room was very clean and really comfy. No Puerto Rican food there though, big disappointment. We did find two restaurants five minutes from the hotel that were beyond excellent. Service was excellent as well. If you don't rent a car, which we didn't, you have to get a cab, more like car service. Our driver for most of the time we were there was Carlos Rosa. He was very friendly and very funny. He also plays guitar and sings beautifully. Since I'm Puerto Rican but cannot speak it and have never visited before this trip, he called me a Newyorkrican.

Carlos really helped us enjoy this trip. Not only did he call his kids on his cell phone to pick fresh mangoes off the trees in his backyard for us, he's full of PR's history and can point out all sorts of things including teeny tiny ferns that close up when they're touched and how when you gently tap the seed pods of the Impatient flower it will pop sending small seeds flying. When he placed one into my hand and told me to gently touch it, I had no idea what it was. When it popped, I thought it was a bug and I kinda punched him in the arm. It was a light punch, I swear!

Oh, I embarrassed my kids on the plane ride there. You know how the airlines give you a snack then come around holding garbage bags open for you to toss your stuff into? Well, when they came to us, I had nothing to drop into the bag so I said, "No Trick or Treat." What? I thought it was funny. I don't think the steward (is that what they're called?) got it. He kind of just looked at me with that fake half-a-grin you give someone when you have no idea what they said but you know it was supposed to be something funny. My kids are still talking about it.

I'll post some pictures soon. Now it's pizza time and bed!

Up, Up and Away

2009-04-13T21:30:00.002-04:00

We've managed to squeak out a mini spring vacation! I'll see you on Sunday.

Vigilante ... Out!

Tree Love

2009-04-11T16:42:00.004-04:00

This is my favorite tree. It’s a Weeping Cherry and it was given to me about eight years ago by my hubby and girls on Mother’s Day.

All winter long, I look at the naked branches thinking, soon, soon. As winter winds down, I search for baby buds. When winter is finally done, it seems the blooms pop overnight.

Many things make me happy but my tree is near the top of the list.

Back it Up Lady

2009-04-09T11:51:00.001-04:00

Something strange has been happening to me while I’m out shopping lately.

Me: “Oh, that’s nice.” Picks it up. Checks it out.
Elderly person standing next to me: Checking out same piece of clothing.
Me: Throws item down and moves on.

Me: “I like these shoes, they look comfy.”
Elderly person standing next to me: Checking out same darn shoes or, wearing said darn shoes.
Me: Throws shoe down like it has burned my hand.

Me: Either I’m getting older or –
Elderly person: “Uh-huh …”
Me: “Oh be quiet! And, why are you following me?”

Home is Where You Make It

2009-04-08T23:25:00.002-04:00

I have a new favorite television channel, HGTV. One of my favorite shows is House Hunters and House Hunters International. This show features people who are looking to move either out of the country or around the corner.

The people involved are taken around to different areas and shown houses that fit their criteria. Then they choose one of the houses shown. It is so interesting to see what other parts of the country/world look like and how the people there live. For instance, tonight there was a woman who came from New York City (I believe it was Brooklyn) who wanted to move to Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic. She was tired of the cold (me too!), the chaos (me too!), and the crowds (you said it, sister!). I was so jealous! She bought a condo on the beach for $125,000. The place was beautiful.

Last week, a couple had been renting a place in Santa Monica California and now wanted to buy there. They had a million dollar budget. Did you know that a million bucks in Santa Monica does not buy much? The places were ridiculous. One “yard” was an L shaped path and that was it. Can you imagine?

Another of my favorites is a show that “stages” your home in order to sell it quickly. People come in, point out all the negatives then help you fix them. I love this show because you really learn a lot about design. I have to admit though, I now walk around my house making note of all the negatives and wonder what the stagers would think of it …