This is Mr. Noodle. He's my puppy and a giant love hog. I can't get hugs and kisses from my family members unless he's involved.
He's very well behaved my Noodle is but, there was this one time ...
I was out walking him not too long after we brought him home. I came across this woman and her two kids. We started talking and she mentioned how she had a dog but recently gave him away. Apparently, he was nuts. She told me how he ripped-- RIPPED the wallpaper off the kitchen wall. "Goodness," I said in horror. "That's unbelievable!" Inside I was thinking, what an animal! My puppy Noodle would never do a thing like that. What a little freak her dog must've been. Humph.
Uhhhh ... guess what my sweet puppy Noodle was doing TWO days later?
Yeah, wallpaper must be mighty tasty 'cause he had a full five course meal that Noodle did.